if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.
I will reblog this every single time
If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.
STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE
People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with